this is a page about the adventures of king biscuit and his magical friends in the magical world of breakfastland as they learn new moral values and teach others the right thing to do! now you can teach your children about moral values and the right thing to do, too. you can also print these out and show them to your friends! a great anti-peer pressure tool
- king biscuit (#1) - king biscuit learns the value of the magic word ("please")!
- king biscuit (#2) - king biscuit learns why you should never, ever listen to violent music, such as "rap-hop"!
- king biscuit (#3) - king biscuit learns why you don't mess wit Yo Daddy
- king biscuit (#4) - (coming soon) king biscuit learns why you should wash your hands
- king biscuit (#5) - (coming soon) king biscuit learns to respect your elders!
cast of characters (so far)
- king biscuit - the well-meaning but sometimes wrong (we're all wrong sometimes!) king of breakfastland
- princess pancake - king biscuit's wife, who always teaches him new and wonderful things (like saying the magic word!)
- billy graham cracker - the breakfast-evangelist!
- the cheerios - the knights of the round bowl, who faithfully carry out the King's word
- senor sausage - king biscuit's elderly father
- aunt jemima - the evil breakfastland VILLAIN who appears occasionally to enslave all of breakfastkind to her evil will
- officer orange juice - the juice of the law, in breakfastland. he's rough and tough and don't take no crap off of nobody!
- capn coffee - capn coffee SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES the day!
Note: any resemblance to any cereal, living or dead, is pure coincidence and should be immediately and forcefully forgotten
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