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I got tired of making a thumbnail for every picture. so i'm going to start using a link and a description instead. andrew accepts candy from a stranger - how unsafe of him the infamous billy and cousin darrell motorcycle incident (1) - no, folks, they are not on drugs. they are just really stupid. the infamous billy and cousin darrell motorcycle incident (2) - the "bad" shot, if you ask me cousin darrell keepaway - a really odd shot of some cousin darrell keepaway, played with his hat cousin darrell keepaway #2 - another really odd shot of some cousin darrell keepaway, played with his hat daron's candle - a shot of my weird friend daron holding a candle upside down. a jesus candle, I might add. the iguanas - i walk into a pet store, and WHAT do I see first thing? geez. right out in public. the iguanas #2 - oh well, even iguanas gotta have fun i guess. love glove - in the SAME pet store, i see this...thinking...MAN, they're carrying love gloves in pet stores now! this must be some kinda "adult" pet store! who's your daddy! - starring zack the threesome - I was surprised and attacked by randall, then that crazy nymphomaniac kenny brown started getting all up on randall, yo john feels zach up - apparently, john is getting some man-breast lovin' from zach zach gets randall...from behind - zach wanted some more, and randall was unfortunate enough to be near him, I guess nathan prodding andrew with a stick - i'm glad i'm not andrew kenny asks john something - i think we all know what it is kenny humps john - john says NO to the man-lovin', but that doesn't stop kenny! john strikes back - zach wants still MORE from john! john says NO, but NO is not enough. Right hook, john! just like we taught you! john reveals the truth - read closely john snaps - randall asks politely, but john has had ENOUGH! HE SNAPS! john gives up - john gives up. then nathan doesn't even ask, he just... NO, john! don't do it! that's not the answer! john's last moments - we tried to tell him suicide wasn't the solution, but did he listen? no. this is a very tragic picture of john's last moments on this earth. rest in peace, john jacob johnson. first period latin class will miss you. randall is staring at his book - randall is pointlessly staring at his book before class starts OH SHEEIT - and then randall realizes we have a test! he forgot to study for it. brandon - a scary kid in my computer app class! AAAAAGGGGGHHHH! daniel rolls in the rolly chair - mrs purvis very clearly stated there is to be no rolling in the rolly chairs. does that stop daniel? no. daniel rolls in the rolly chair...again - daniel is a rolly-chairin', rule-breakin' madman. YEEEHAW! daniel rollin' #3 - BREAKIN THE LAW daniel rolls for the fourth time - this is starting to get pointless... purvis finger of death - i was talking, and mrs purvis points her finger at me...AHHH! it's not just any finger, it's the finger of DEAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTThhhhhhhh/adslka;jasd daniel and tyler - daniel feels the need, so he rolls right over to tyler. eww. dirty J easside - we saw the infamous dirty J in the hall, so we said we needed to take some pictures for the annual. bwahahhaa. dirty J BLOOD - dirty J and daniel gettin down wit dey gangsta selfs jason - oh my god...scary cousin darrell ruins the picture - i was gonna take a shot of jason and monica and michael, but cousin darrell rode his imaginary motorcycle up to us and took over the picture! spank me one more time - i've seen some pretty funny porn emails, but this is the best one. britt and mon - aahh, its the britt-ster and the mon-ster daron chugs bleach - at the mexican grocery store. we peer-pressured him into it. an empty jello box - hmmm, i wonder where it could have gone... jello in the toilet - aha, so that's where it went! jello in the toilet #2 - yummmm. tristan loves donuts - rather disturbing. tristan in a krispy kreme hat. i disturb myself - i made this in photoshop... me on a truck - what can I say, i'm on a truck. i edited out what my hands were doing so I wouldnt get shot cousin darrell vs the drink machine - cousin darrell avenges me! yahoo. round 2 - he's winning. round 3 - USE THE POWER RANGER ATTACK MOVE DARRELL!! GOGOGO! excited - cousin darrell won! unfortunately he got a little bit excited and made a booboo in his pantsies. daron tha G - really it's just a picture that i took while he was putting on his jacket and he didn't know. daron at goodwill - daron and I went to goodwill, and he just had to try on the little pink hat that costed a dollar. ithn't he tho thilly? will sells little boys - well, he does. will sells little boys - to old men in white vans with no windows, that is. rachel for rent - daron, you better PUT that sign down, or you aren't gonna be a man for long...i'm tellin' ya... rachel for rent 2 - it's what i was afraid of...luckily, gray saves daron! (and daron's manhood) rachel for rent 3 - knowing that rachel cannot break free of gray's herculean grasp, daron flaunts the sign. rachel angrily begins to gather her strength to escape... rachel for rent 4 - rachel can't quite break free! daron (and daron's manhood) had better be damn glad for that. daron's sign - Y'know, I don't even wanna try and guess. daron went limpwristed - and he said, "it feelth tho good to be free. free ath a bird!" daron manson - he's a jack of all trades. daron the midget - coming soon to a XXX midget porn theater near you! (RUN!) latin frogs - the coolest mexican restaraunt this side of the border spearmint smokers anonymous - remember kids, don't smoke spearmint...mmmkay? daron stealing my garbage - someone's been stealing my garbage the past few months, so i put a hidden camera out. well, well. look who it is. I CAUGHT YOU RED HANDED BOY crazy mullet - this guy was sitting in the back of a truck in front of our car, talking, or singing, or something, to himself. he was rolling his head around. as soon as i took this picture of him he gave me the lazy eye!!!! andrew's cable marker - on our journey to kmart, andrew... the yard sale - also on our journey to kmart...hey, how come nobody's stopping to check out the item for sale? lose 30 lbs! - this is genius. genius. (not to toot my own horn but it was my idea.) i probably should add another 0 to the sign. pansy booster - when we were crusading to kmart, I found this package on the ground. it said pansy booster. some kind of flower thing. so i had this idea. pure genius once again. (toot toot) pansy booster 2 - this was in the middle of traffic on a narrow strip of grass, mind you. the mop witch - cousin darrell found a magical mop behind wal-mart (across from k-mart) and mounted it. he actually lifted off the ground and started flying. COUSIN DARRELL IS A MOP WITCH!!!!!!!! it broke - my eye is red, it isn't in real life (just so you don't think I'm some kind of demon from the depths of hell or something like that) the jumpin mullet - yar de har har |
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